Monthly Archives: October 2011

Denzil

Or better known as Morgan…

Google’s walking directions have pretty much been a life-saver and overall guide for where we should stay. It’s accuracy is amazing and when it says it’s an half an hour walk – It really is a half an hour walk. Unfortunately, it does not account for two large wheeled bags, operated by two young male tourists.

The sheer amount of poverty within Washington actually surprised me. From the Greyhound to the other side of town, it was approximately 1 in 5 (a slight exaggeration).

Walking through the scenic route, across the South (I’m making that assumption of what I would assume would be the south lawns), we saw the White House.

Pretty impressive, pretty being a complete understatement – it’s just a shame of the distance that we were restricted too. Zoom makes pictures horrible! Whilst we were trekking along the path, Obama arrived in one of three helicopters. Apparently, there are always two decoys in case of an ambush – rather interesting I thought, with this rule applying to his other methods of transport [APPARENTLY].

With Sus complaining that the White House didn’t look right, he soon recalled from his 3D puzzle days, that we were looking at the South side and the famous view was from the front gates.

After walking another twenty blocks or so, we arrived at The Allen Lee Hotel. Though, it was definitely missing an ‘s’ from the state of the outside. Mr Lee should be slightly ashamed of how his hotel is looking – it wasn’t exactly the first impression that we were hoping for. However, the room seemed pretty clean and the location was good for the monuments, just an trek from the Greyhound (as well as the train station, etc).

After checking-in and finding a

BUG

Samantha Ronson?

Dinner?

Street festival – FREE CHICKEN WRAP

Whitehouse at Night!

Atlantic Shitty Baby

Unfortunately, we were too late to book anywhere in Washington DC, so after having a minor discussion / argument of where to go between Philadelphia and Washington…

Sus pulled out the Atlantic City card, basing the decision on quotes from Friends! He isn’t allowed to make destination choices anymore.

So after having the balls to leave Mount Laurel and cross a six-laned highway and treking across private property when the sidewalk (Pavement to us), we were back at the Greyhound Depo.

Obviously, after being so prepared and having planned our journey to Washington D.C, our first ‘problem’ occurred.
The direct service, which only operated once, was full to the brim of OAPs, so much so that we had to get a coach to Philly then from Philadelphia to Atlantic City.

The sheer amount of old people should of been a warning to how… well, ‘blackpoolesk’. Not being the middle-class snob I usually am, but well. it was exactly that – Blackpool merged with Eastbourne (and not the nice marnia bits).

The Greyhound was late again. This time for over an hour – a little bit of a piss take, especially as we stood in line for that long with the promise of it’s arrival time. But, APPARENTLY, it wasn’t much of an issue…

Atlantic City – a cheap, tacky, borderline dirty, pikey place. The nicest thing there was the sunshine, that was blinding you from being able to see what it was really like.
The sea-front wasn’t actually that bad… (shocker!), but mainly because of the sandy beaches and the old style decking.

Ascot Motel – it isn’t like the races, though exactly as it said on the tin. Everything was clean, apart from the towels that had long black hair on them, (and I know Sus’s back is bad, but not that bad!).

Somehow when we checked in, the guy thought we were Irish and recommended the Irish bar for dinner. I don’t actually understand this point. Surely, if I was Irish, we would not want to go and sample our ‘cuisine’ whilst on ‘holiday’. But oh well.

Oh, and to add, Atlantic City’s food choices are terrible. I understand that we are on a pretty tight budget, but the restaurants were either grotty and not appealing or on the complete opposite and extremely expensive. Atlantic City – you are not the Ritz, your pricing sucks, get some decent food which is priced accordingly.

Sandy beach!

Broken TV – so broken that we had to call a ‘man’ up to fix it. Fixing it consisted of showing us which remote to use. Harry Potter, Part One. Gorged on Pizza and locked our motel.

Sus couldn’t wait to leave, even though it was his decision to first go there! So we headed to Washington, leaving on the 8.30 am bus (waking up at 6.30!), to change to Philley.

Customer: “No I said snacks, not smack.”
Us: *COMPLETELY SHOCKED FACE!!*

Drug-Free School Zone

Jersey Shore, it is pretty much as tacky and as tasteless as that TV show… ha. *snob*

Can’t believe it’s not butter

Free breakfast always gets Sus excited, but today I shared his excitement as they had chocolate muffins! Amazing aye? Probably why I ate three. Nom.

After having the balls to cross six lanes of traffic, trespass over some private gardens and cross two carparks, Greyhound was in our sights!
Philadelphia!

It’s a beautiful city of which after a short nap in the center of some grass, we mooched around. Philadelphia served as the capital for over ten years, so not only steeped with American history, it was generally a friendly and interesting place to discover.

Liberty Bell, Benjamin Franklin’s house, Declaration of Independence, First Bank of America.

[Frantic toilet run for Sus.]

Washington D.C tomorrow, to make sure we are there for Columbus Day on Monday!

New Sweatshirt

Short and sweet day, in the essence of that we got talking to some Australian’s travellers before leaving the hostel.
Strange how you get talking to people just as you are leaving, maybe it’s down to familiarity and not just confidence.

A twenty block walk arrived us at the bus depo. Not a good first impression for GreyHound.
Running 20 minutes late, no on-board restroom, topped off with a passenger vs driver spat, which resulted in the passenger being forced to get a later coach.

But, the mix of passengers aren’t anything as the horror stories suggested. Or at least, not on this journey !

As we booked late, we decided to stay outside of Philadelphia, but to try and avoid the outskirts, which were said to be rougher than usual. Mount Laurel, it wasn’t stated that this was on a Highway – though, this is our first experience outside of New York, so I’ll try not to be too negative!

Currently staying at a Howard Johnson on Highway 73. A short walk down and across from the GreyHound depo, though we walked a mile and a half the wrong direction first, before returning to the Greyhound to then get a taxi.

Brian, our taxi driver for the five minute journey to the hotel / motel, was definitely a character. More a racist and extreme-fascist than a character. After asking whether we were came from and what our purpose of our trip was, the conversation then turned to why America was better than the UK – obviously the reason was for the “right of to bear arms”.

Then we were asked whether we wanted to make lots of money, and whether we were communists…
Followed by a couple of slaggy remarks to Obama, against his policy regarding the health service and how they will vote him out just like we did with Tony Blairrrrrrrr.
What we thought of Cameron,… I decided that I shouldn’t admit that I voted for him.
A question arose of, ‘What were the Muslims like in our end?’ … wow.

I know that Mount Laurel is slightly south of New York, but I didn’t realise we were in the deep South.

The Knight’s Inn isn’t actually that bad and as it was outside of Philadelphia it was pretty cheap too! The massive downside is that is it on a six-land highway of which has patches of no sidewalks… so we were literally just walking with the traffic.

Mexican – ‘On the Border’ ! Amazing food and not that badly priced. Good old Shaggy!

New Jersey – isn’t anything like Jersey shore so far!

Wicked Willy

So the village was were we ended up. Or at least I think it was, without getting the map out and being a complete tourist.
BLEECKER STREET (that Sus decided to shout in response to a suggestion from a Bouncer!)

Underground comedy clubs, they are meant to be funny, aren’t they?
I understand that sometimes the comic is nervous and it’ll be new material, but I assumed it would have something to fall back on!
Free entry always good. 4$ Bud Lite, sounded good too. We weren’t told that this was pre-tax and there was a two drink minimum. Two bottles, 15$… Ouch.

After escaping before reaching our two drink limit, (Bad ass!), we rolled into Wicked Willies, after being I.D’ed by Lurch of the Adam’s family and flattered the door staff so we would get free entry. It’s a great place, however I don’t think we’ve ever ordered a drink that we have regretted so much as Frozen Margaritas. They had no taste, just pure alcohol, of which was a challenge to drink without almost gagging. The live band however, made up for the horrifically horrible drinks just a shame it didn’t play songs that we knew so that we could ‘beautifully’ sing along too.

Wicked Willy’s had over twenty different types of Rum, not that I’m a massive Rum lover, but still, along with beer pong, flip cup and various TV’s posted around the bar showing sport, not that I’m a massive sport lover either.

A jug of beer later, we decided we had another of Willy’s and left to a bar that we passed earlier, which to Sus’s pure excitement sold Strongbow!

Me: ‘You are drunk’
Sus: ‘No I’m not, Ask me a maths question’
Me: ‘7 + 5′
*Almost instantly*
Sus: ’22’

Sus: ‘Why do I recognise this film?’
Me: ‘…. It’s not a film, it’s an advert.’

Cheeky MaccyD to finish the night.

 

Central Park, as mentioned earlier, it is one of my most favourite places in NYC, so much so that after we arrived and walked passed the small boating lake (that features in Stuart Little!!!) and past the Alice in Wonderland statue (that features in Remember Me) we sat down – which turned into a mini nap in the sunshine.

The Met, probably the most amazing museum in the world – or at least that was my opinion! Sus on the other hand detested every minute of it. If anybody has a rainy day, and that being a completely free day with nothing else to do – then the Met should be your only destination.
It really is a ‘whole-day’ thing, but that shouldn’t stop you – the artifacts are truly amazing and just didn’t have enough time to appreciate the whole of it, let alone read every bit of text. If I ever return, (to NYC), I’ll definitely go there again.
Best thing is, it’s only a suggested donation… of approximately 33$ … pah.

The Met is on the upper East-side of Central Park, so re-crossing the park, via Kennedy reservoir to lead to the American Natural History.
Another amazing museum to be honest… I would add that to my ‘if I return to NYC’ list.
The American History museum includes dinosawrs, space discussions and everything between. If you are able to get a ticket to the planetarium, then do so, the voice-over is done by Whoppi, not only amazing for that reason, but it’s a 3D projected movie on the ceiling.
Dakota building… I really think it needs a little bit of a memorial to John Lennon. I know of Strawberry Fields, but a small plaque would be adequate.

Dylans – the most amazing candy shop in New York City… was closed.

Serendipity.

As TGI was extremely over priced, we ate at ‘Midtown restaurant’, where Sus fell in love. Not with the food, that would of been a challenge, but with our Hungarian waitress who gave us a 10% discount. Her back story, of how she came to New York for a holiday, and now ten years on, is still here…
Sus decided to  write a love letter (on a napkin), outlining his pity for her and that he hopes that she soon gets ‘home’ soon. He then decided to wait outside, staring inside for her to read it, whilst I walked into the distance.
I don’t understand why I ordered stir-fry, I dislike it back in the UK, so why order it here!?

Top of the Rock – pretty good views from the top. Was able to point out all the sights, just a shame that you can’t take a ‘decent’ photograph.

Walk back through Times Square, to see the big flashing lights and the New York buzz as well as to get the best New York cheesecake!! Yeah, that’s right, we raided Juniors, of which we stuffed our faces! Amazing!

Rats again! What has New York become?!

‘ey Tony..

Today is a day of break-through! We rode the Subway like the other big boys! I don’t know how much we’ll be allowed to use it. But I don’t think this method of transport was really appreciated for it’s time-saving ability. The subway is obviously a little shady at times and I wouldn’t travel late in the evening, but during working hours it truly makes a part of New York (just like with the Tube in Landan!).

A brief disagreement as to our current location (that I had to ask a tour-guide to prove that I was correct), we were outside the Empire State.
Once again, the phrase of ‘The buildings aren’t that big’ is aired, with my reply of a unapproved stare.

Through our CityPasses, we had access to the Empire State building along with a free audio tour. The audio tour was actually amazing; pointing out spectacular viewpoints, abit of history (Nom) and answers to what we were actually looking at. I would quite like to see the view from the 102nd floor (86th floor is the observation deck, 102nd is an extra), but then I’m not sure what you’d actually be able to see as it is the tallest building in Manhattan (WTC were prior to 9/11).

5th Avenue is still an impressive stretch of shops, ranging from the biggest names to the nitty-gritty, and shops that even I won’t shop in, but then I’m pretty picky anyway! Learnt today that Tiffany’s has six floors… of which I somehow over-looked last time, not that it’s my kind of shop…

Bryant Park is probably one of my favourite places in NYC other than Central Park, both on par with each other. For those who don’t know where it is, it’s hidden behind New York Public Library and I really think it’s one of NYC’s best points.
Just a large section of greenery surrounded by skyscrapers!

New York Public Library; it a shame that my local library isn’t as impressive as this. If it was I would definitely go everyday, the ceilings, furnishings and just general atmosphere is inspiring.

Another amazing ceiling is obviously Grand Central, along with it’s hustle and typical New Yorker manic commuter.

Got bullied into purchasing a CD. Regardless of how much you say no, you are still trapped in it. So I’m now an owner of somebody’s rap demo CD. At least I’ve helped a brother from another mother, [Nigga] (his words) and it’ll apparently help me get some ‘pussy yo’…

CRUMBS. Really good cupcakes, especially when they are free ! Apparently the village is the place to be too.

TGI is expensive !

Laters Ratty.

Sus: The building’s aren’t as big as I thought they would be
Me: *facepalm*

The day of Dowwwwwwn-Town. Walking from our hostel into Little Italy and then further into China Town (Did you know that China Town is constantly growing and increasing into Little Italy….).

Whilst walking, we stopped at a set of lights (one of many throughout the day). However, our of the corner of my eye, I noticed something by my feet… I say by, I mean nearby, otherwise I would of freaked out as much as the woman in-front.
Mr. Rat decided to be noticed and ran out in a line of traffic – of where the New York taxi came to hand and flattened him.
The woman next to us, absolutely freaked. And well, I’m not surprised. The rat was sniffing around her feet, before making a run for it.
*WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO NEW YORK?*
*OMG, DID IT TOUCH ME*
*WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO NEW YORK* (Repetition necessary)
*OMG OMG OMG*

So after leaving this memorable experience, Wall Street was the place to be.
We are a little in-experienced with protests, but it was quite interesting to see what was going on from the American, non-news-biased viewpoint. I had heard rumours of potential trouble surrounding Wall Street; and to be honest, those rumours were pretty true. It is a current issue that is likely to be moving across America – should really look it up before commenting on anything more. [Not to self!]

It’s hard to convince somebody to go and see ‘Wall Street’, when there isn’t actually alot to see, other than some (amazing) buildings and building names. And of course the bronze bull, [which apparently appeared one day in 1989 in front of the New York Stock Exchange].

The World Trade Center was a strange place to be – with the construction of the memorial and a rebuild project for five new skyscrapers. To be honest, this isn’t what I expected for ten-years on, especially as we were only a month after the 9/11 memorial day. Currently, there is only one skyscraper almost completed, though it is estimated to be finished in 2013. [Reading up on Wikipedia, apparently there is another skyscraper that was finished in 2006…] So, yeah. Unfortunately, the World Trade Center area is still a mass building site. You can however, just about, accept how small the site actually is.

Lady Liberty, ain’t she a babe. Still as good looking as ever, and made out of copper – which is why she’s green, due to oxidization.

Didn’t get to Subway it today. Somebody is too scared!

[Brooklyn Bridge, Downtown Area]

Fly me to New York…

London Heathrow, always an exciting journey – usually involving the guessing of whether the M25 is to play nicely or not.

The 7 hour flight was entertaining, with a constant nagging and borderline anxiety / breakdown during take off and landing, as well as each time the plane tilted or the seatbelt sign appeared, it went by quite fast.

By bonding with a senior American who was sitting next to us, we both shared the almost constant freaking out and fidgeting, along with a brief life-story.

Once arrived, we power-walked the flat escalators, Sus sweating and burping and then experienced a shuttle bus and the arrogance of NYC’s taxi / bus drivers. I understand that they must work with tourists 24/7, but we don’t need to be tarnished with the same brush.

A 26 block walk with our bags (luckily it had wheels) and Chelsea Hostel was our destination and accommodation for our four nights in NYC. For me, this was my first experience of something that didn’t have any stars…. *snob* But, yeah. I’ve never needed to find cheap / low-cost accommodation!

Chelsea Hostel is great to be completely honest. At 65$ per person per night, it was a little expensive – but not a bad location at all. Located on 20th street on 7th Avenue, so just 20 or so blocks from Times Square… Breakfast included too!

The hostel is located opposite a Police precinct, so you’ll be able to hear noise throughout the night, but that’s what New York is meant to be, isn’t it? The city that doesn’t sleep (read: shut up). The sirens seemed to be entertaining for Sus, who invented a dance to each siren variation…. classy.

Times Square was the main hot-spot for tonight. The lights, the hustle, the bustle, the etc…

I’m terrible !

I honestly am.
I never know what to exactly write and my memory is terrible.

So, currently I have days worth of one word notes, of which should prompt my memory.
This is unlikely. But, I could just rip Sus’s off… It is tempting afterall.